Wednesday, November 04, 2009

A Pause, at Least Temporarily

This is a self-disintigrating post, just saying. 

I will be a bit consumed until the end of November being an offical participant in National Novel Writing Month, aka NaNoWriMo that goes from Nov 1st to Nov 30th, where the goal is to write no less than 50,000 words over that timefrane.  So far I'm doing well, I have logged about 7,600 words in 3 1/2 days.  Sufficed it to say this will limit my ability to conjure these bus posts, or visit and comment at those other's places at least until I finish if at all.

If you would like to follow my progress, see a slightly better picture of me or an idea of what my project's about, just click the link below:

http://www.nanowrimo.org///eng/user/531259


If I seem to totally disappear then, no worries I can assure you I have no intention as of yet halting my work here, for it's too much a part of me to part with at present.

But for now I'll say farewell, at least until the end of the month... 

Thursday, October 29, 2009

29-October-2009 4:45PM

One thing these “anticommuters” all have in common is that they all believe that they have a monopoly on being held underfoot by the rest of us that actually work for a living.

Two such enter into the bus, again taking up space and driving out would-be passengers from their two-meters of shouting radius. You see, we must all be subject to their so-called oratorical duet-monologue of how horribly they’re treated, and how they should be on the receiving end of many upon many apologies from just about every person they come across. In fact, they’ll demand recompense for the simple act of putting your cell phone away, even if that very execution has nothing at all to do with their ornery presence.

It will, and always shall be considered a part of their “subterranean” level of existence, or in other words everything is about themselves, and anything you do, be it as insignificant as a unconscious eye roll, a glance in the wrong direction, a shift to incorrect posture, a sigh a smidgen excessive, a stretch seemingly long, a whisper appearing coy and mocking, a rummage through personal paraphernalia , etc, will all be looked upon with insatiable suspicion and egregious prejudice.

-And that is all there’s to say about that.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

28-October-2009 7:02AM

I really didn’t know that so many people lived up there on the hill, I really didn’t. Actually, what I mean to say is: I wasn’t aware that there were so many that would take up every single row before my own stop, which is extremely close to the beginning as it is. Peering about after taking my position in the rear bench seat I spot an old regular that I used to see on the afternoon ride that would always happen to be congruent with “The Armpit Sniffer.” They’d usually chatter on about the sports page of the newspaper, Wall Street’s most recent tribulations in the form of stocks, bonds, derivatives, market funds, futures, etcetera, and then would go on about their respective white bread sons’ standings on certain sports teams, or family trips to Disney and such; real suburb type talk if you take my meaning. They’d put off the stench of ex-frat boys that never quite grew out of the underbelly of antics that we all know remain as a constant on the hidden end of shutters and basement dugouts and other such methods that lead through portals of debauchery.

So, this über friend of “The Armpit Sniffer” now seems to be concerned about something at work, very concerned. He is this way so much so that he presently is attired in his best pair of brown leather slip-on loafers, olive silk slacks, stark white oxford shirt with checkered-red designer tie, and then of course the one items that legitimizes the whole array, a dark navy suit jacket that falls exactly the way it is supposed to by societal standards instead of the usual jeans, faux flannel and ball cap (the staples of his wardrobe). In fact, he could be wearing the grungiest of clothes and the greasiest of stains upon them, but if he at least dons that navy suit jacket then all is forgiven, and dare I say that even his very actions while putting on display; yes, even those.

-For he is know to all of us for the reasons and evidence hence maintained as, “The Armpit Sniffer’s Toadie.”

27-October-2009 6:32AM

An oscillating furtive set of “looksies” is set upon the entire bus by a yellow slicker exhibitor guy that seems to require this said behavior so much that I am inclined to believe it to be akin to some drug. Whatever it is that forces his eyeball to the severe right corner of his skull’s sockets to that of a quivering strain is both curious and worrisome, since firstly I cannot seem to detect the subject of his interest through standard vector analysis or secondly, to study his face expeditiously enough without he raking his lizard-gaze in my own direction.
Through some additional experimentation (on my part) I am able to discern that there is this unconscious self of his that is able to ascertain even the slightest reconnoiter.

Again, he spins his pupil to the severe corner of his head as I write here, this time for a more-extended period of elapsed seconds to allow a reduction in suspects: “Mr. Clean” seems to have made the short list, as wells as the ex-environmental engineer, of whom respectively sit square and staring forward like an android on standby and the other snoozing precariously over a hardback laying slack-open on her lap. The yellowed slicker exhibitor guy would-be spook picks up his mobile phone quite suddenly and speaks a word or two into the microphone then hangs up. More ethereal examinations ensue, to which his phone is placed quickly against his ear again and some information is conveyed.

This is the last time I witness him with his phone, which had not lasted more than ten seconds and no less than three seconds. He disembarks downtown at the corner of Fifth Avenue and Stewart Street disappearing into the failing night and essentially loosing his two principal objects of significance to his own impending need, whatever that may be.

Monday, October 26, 2009

26-October-2009 7:14AM

-And here they come, rain shields up, hustling in like cowboy driven cattle, and hesitating their butts into suspension in midair in light of possible wetness down below. Many do not carry umbrellas which is an effect of the customary tradition about this region of the globe.

One such of these is a middle aged man with a near reddened mullet seated in the aft section side-facing row to my forward view. I say, “near mullet” since it seems his mop simply grows into this fashion as naturally as possible, without provocation or potential pressures from those glory days of two to three decades past. Presently within this Twenty-First Century, he prostrates himself with legs opened wide (a possible reason that there is one who chooses to stand rather than plop himself next to this “near mullet man’s” adjacency), and his hands are clasped into a Catholic school fold held loosely at the crotch’s altitude. He mainly focuses on a newspaper reader directly across from him, gazing as a monitor might, with expressionless enthusiasm: up and down, all around until some kind of inner verdict or attainment has been made. At this point of the “click” his whole attentiveness attenuates into disenchantment which is signaled by a wave through the mullet growth curls au naturale and falls into a measured slumber.

-But no, his meager attempt at obtaining additional rest is thwarted by one of those said fanny suspenders that now feels the need to violently run her fingers through her own hair by reaching back with much accentuated effort with both engorged arms thusly causing a high-pitched set of scrapes elicited by her rain jacket’s tight nylon weave and vibrating the seat disputatiously in the process. Just following one of these episodes she whips her head back out the fogged-over window behind her and decides to wipe away some of the condensation there. She accomplishes this with vigorous movements, excessively dramatic in their practice, to, in the end reveal nothing given the inky opacity of the predawn hour.

-Which just goes to show, doing something for its own sake is by evidence extremely “fruitful.”

Friday, October 23, 2009

23-October-2009 6:10AM

Floating bulbous blue balloons pilfer the panorama on this moving tunnel of transitory expression. They are brought in by a lady of her fifth decade possessing a mock 1920’s bob cut where she now rests all the way up in the dark port-forward corner facing sideways with a whimsical and dreamy countenance. A little down from her is the “Perfumed One,” who sleeps totally erect without resting either her head or her torso on anything resembling anything. A little odd, and a bit disconcerting it is, but not as interesting as a few forward-facing rows down where one with a classic “Mini-truck Mullet” [citation: The South Carolina Mullet Handbook] is obtaining some unique service through his iPod.

One wouldn’t think or believe that another could emulate all the luxuries and advantages of a coach-class airline travel scheme on board a King County Metro Transit vehicle, but this “Mini-Truck Mullet” guy that is currently enshrouded within a brown puffy turned-up collar coat has by some curious contraption, been able to affix his iPod atop a chair handle on the seat back in front of him a sort of makeshift monitor one might find on a Boeing Triple-Seven transcontinental flight. This whole time he watches the news of all things, and surprisingly not any kind of monster truck rally, NASCAR event, cockfighting bootlegs, neo-saccharine country concert, etc.

Right at the corner of 3rd and Pike he unclips this simulation of air travel to faraway places and packs it in for use at such a futuristic advantageous time, and then proceeds to swivel his “Mini-Truck” ‘mulleted’ head this way and that until the realm of Seneca looms, then it is no more of any of this…

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

21-October-2009 6:33AM

“Spread Eagle Sally”
oh, how I disrelish you
gained duplicity

with stares you accuse
of a blatant disregard
for spatial urgency

“Spread Eagle Sally”
another one of your names
is hypocrisy

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

20-October-2009 6:22AM

Yarn: blue, orange, yellow, all bright; each of the strands are currently being woven together on the bus by a petite lady of all black apparel, hair the heterogeneous mixture of black and white split evenly along proportion lines, her hands at spasmodic occasions move swiftly, and then they slow to a crawl for the majority: up and over and through the pointed and polished bamboo sticks, each of the two about four millimeters in diameter.

She is interrupted through, most rudely because of the entrance tone into the row by a tallish woman with eyes aged with adamantine years, then at this very present even appraises the book pages splayed open upon her lap with a heavy critical grain like some butt-swatting primary school teacher with an avid and much used switch of yesteryear.

She causes the yarn weaver beside her a momentary lapse of focus on her accouterments, forcing the yarn weaver into a creative stasis, a conundrum into whether or not she is able to continue these threads of reasonable interlock.

She does though, as soon as the “Critical Book Appraiser” quits at her continual shifting from one fanny half to the other, for the hands stop their static snowy movement and evolve into those of a prime mover.

Indubitably.

Monday, October 19, 2009

19-October-2009 6:22AM

The clip-clop gravelly steps ring out into the dense morning air. Their only accompaniment is two dark figures painted into virtual silhouettes that appear under a pale orange lamp that diminishes rapidly under the thick unwavering darkness. A deep breath through the nose is drawn inward to which hints of ozone and earth are discerned by the maker of such a relative racket that approaches with cool nonchalant demeanor.

“Good morning,” the still figure greets the pacing one that just now comes to a stop.

“Good morning,” the other replies, taking note of the extended examination that the initial greeter takes of him, to which he displays an absolute impassiveness at this curious contemplation as if much more needs to be said but not.

However, the morning greeter turns away eventually back to his loitering pose to the subject at hand. The other in turn, breathes deeply once again, ascertaining the scent of evergreen and the tinge of leaf mold scattered about the dampness leftover from the hard rain of yesterdays now existing in the past.

Sooner than expected, these two characters board the bus, and with measured rhythmic ambles make their laborious Monday morning ways to their chosen rows. The greeter selects a row all the way to the rear, while the other sets his heavy satchel down, scoots under it, and then sets himself adjacent to the window behind the rear doors.
Nothing much occurs now, except the constant and consistent task of the bus halting tediously multiple times along the way, where various passengers embark, then to rest themselves, scan the open flaps of newspapers, start embroidery projects, administer the stiff application of lipstick, gaze silently out of cold weathered windows into the slack predawn gloom, or listen haphazardly to the driver croaking a murmuring announcement as to the location-current.

Still, more occurs than what is presumed, for the surfaces that one initially sees are merely a manufactured façade, an attempt to show a good face (for the most part), a semblance of masks that would portray something entirely different, completely adverse to those trepidations within.

For instance, take the lipstick applier, clearly stressed about some upcoming event, she sighs repeatedly, swallows, checks her email on her portable device in a wired sort of way, stretches her neck this way and that, and turns the corner of her thin lips downward into a spitting replica of dreary despondency. –Or perhaps the ravenous newspaper reader that religiously scours those pages, but that intermittently gazes out from under her curved-billed red cap with fully attentive regalia, always giving away these distracting flashes of consideration to no one in particular. –Or an older brunette sitting up in the front forward-facing row, past her prime but avariciously like hell endeavoring to keep a definite hold onto her waning youth, with an extra special smile directed to every younger male that happens by, her shiny castaña hue of her hair that drank from a bottle, an interest only in speaking publicly to much older females thusly developing a speculated sharp visible contrast. –Or even returning to that one who sits behind the rear doors that presently scribbles savagely some sort of unknown content with utter intensity within the confines of a little black book that could fit almost anywhere…

Thursday, October 15, 2009

15-October-2009 7:34AM

Stuck somewhere in the middle with hardly any sight-line to anything of interest... If one would deem an old "prunish" lady with artificially bleached blond hair attired in a bright pink cardigan with extra caked-on face powder or perhaps a bicyclist in an all black tracksuit seated within the accordion even mildly interesting, then that one would have to disagree with me so utterly and so completely that I believe we would have to call whatever our relationship happens to be at the time quits.

Meanwhile, my ears perk up to an accentuated level due to the lack of radiation-illuminated subjects of entertainment. A baby oscillates between shrieks of rage to peals of laughter from the severe front of the bus. The fledgling human cries of pain and joy are soon subdued by the buzzing hum of the bus's entrance onto the highway where, in the central portion of the trip one dull electronic DING rings out, thus eliciting the conclusion that someone rather prematurely pulled the stop cable. I wonder if they'll remember to actually step off once the bus finally enters the steel and concrete capitalist arena and comes to a rest at the appointed and prearranged place.

This "wonder" of mine will continue infinitely if allowed to, for a reason I already previously stated -so if you cannot figure it out may I suggest certain aspects of Epicurean philosophy.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

13-October-2009 4:42PM

So, the WSDOT closed down the 4th and Jackson Island a week ago or so, which means I get to be all nostalgic and endure the riffraff and "anticommuter" hotbed of 3rd and James...

Today, a petit woman attired in a dark P-coat and blue jeans that smokes a cigarette engages in an intense and extended conversation with her reflection in "The Morrison's" plate glass window. She must have been at it now for about thirty minutes before she says her goodbyes and moves on, going to an undisclosed location to the north on 3rd Avenue. If memory serves, she was verily the one that yesterday was lifting up city trash cans, rolling them on end and letting them plummet and spiral to a stop as if there was some secret stash of a dead drop left for her. She would make her way up and down, both sides of 3rd Avenue like misplacing her wayward soul somewhere, and until she finds it, she'll be destined to repeat these haphazard actions for all eternity.

***

The Grand Beleaguering Excellency herself, Spread Eagle Sally gives me a hard and long look as she enters at the last stop downtown. You see, we return to the fact that I place a barrier (briefcase) onto the aisle seat adjacent, which as always possesses the controversial aura of barbarous verses preservation of sanity. I give my best rendition of antisocial countenance of contempt, since in all of these bus internals, there still exist many open seats for the taking besides the one here next to me. She can take her invasive knees and insufferable snuggling presumption somewhere else, thank you very much.

Well, she did just that as a matter of fact, with great reluctance though since I thought I detected a blistering wave of sanctimonious righteousness at her passing, the established set of personal morals ready and waiting to be considered to be imposed upon myself.

-But for naught as it turns out, as I stated; for she now speaks to the Ponytail Man who sits in the row in front of hers sideways out into the aisle discussing various books read, to be read, and presently reading:

"Did you read this?"

"I find this basically an easy read."

"He's actually an author and ran for the President of Quebec..."

"I always look to see what you guys are reading."

"Book clubs are fast-paced, because we don't keeps books around long."

Etcetera, etcetera...

At the last stop after the highway exit, space opens up in the rear from the recently departed, and they in turn (our exasperating duo) miraculously remove themselves to said locale to continue the plaintive discussion.

~Sigh~

Regurgitation of another's ideas is always a pleasure to listen to ad infinitum; wouldn't you agree?

13-October-2009 7:02AM

With avid delirium, the autopilot kicks on and the mind checks out; so much so that if I didn't know any better I may have teleported to this very spot. I rustle about with my briefcase's zippered pouches, which for whatever reason were left open, the jailed contents just itching for the chance to escape due to entropy's constant debilitating pressure.

The bald guy sitting behind the glass rings in a stop at the virtual beginning of the route, but the driver disallows his exit from the rear door. The bald guy is almost too late, realizing that this delay isn't, more likely a permanent condition. The last of the passengers enter in, the door hisses closed, the bus starts to roll and the bald guy just reaches the cockpit.

"But I wanted to get off here," he murmurs to the driver.

The bus jerks to a halt, and the bald guy is last seen moving away into the pre-dawn darkness under the orange sodium-lit illumination.

Not much else occurs, just the usual movements of purse straps removal from shoulders, chapstick applied, cursory glances cast, various literary works scanned, yawns administered by bodies to surprised consciousness, my own entourage elbowed by a woman who squeezes into a side-facing row between me and and an annoyed huffing female when a whole set of seats are just a step away thusly forcing the annoyed female to succumb to her own interpretation and very deliberately and indiscreetly remove herself to some second-to-last forward-facing row.

You know, a minimum amount like that.